DEAR ROYAL FRIENDS,
If the days spent in your palace are anything like mine, there are constant festivities which include the use of musical instruments. There’s absolutely no use for a palace without lots and lots of noise. Of course the mainstay of musical instruments is the wooden-legged, monolith called a piano.
Those of you familiar with this glorious instrument, know that there is a certain amount of diligent upkeep required to keep the piano on key. It is often exceedingly difficult and frustrating to find a trusted person to “perform” this task. Well Hallelujah Chorus! I’ve finally found the solution to this dis-“concert”-ing problem! Get Yee to a Brooklyn fish market!
You are probably wondering, “Princess Diane Von Brainisfried, why would I find someone to keep my piano on key at a Brooklyn fish market?” Answer: Because there you will find your pick of “piano tunas!”
Final “note”: A finely tuned piano is one of the best motivators for working hard on your “scales.”
PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED
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