YOU ARE RELATED TO ROYALTY & WHY IT MATTERS

Dear Royal Friends,                                                         Did you know you are related to royalty?  Yes it’s true! You may have seen me advocate this principle before, but it’s so important, I want to make sure my new royal friends receive this information and my long-standing fans don’t forget. 

According to my theory,”The Sixth Degree Princess,illustrated below beautifully by my son, Prince Max, and recently proven at the Royal Academy of Brainiacs and Quacks, one way or another we’re all descended from a royal bloodline.  Right side or left, you know who you are. 

 

Why is this theory so important? There’s a magical transformation that takes place when you realize you’re a real princess, as authentic as the kind who wears  a diamond encrusted tiara or sleeps on a mile-high mattress with a little pea. (That’s spelled correctly.) The kind who knows Compassion and Kindness are her middle names. Mine is also Frances. The kind who’s proactively pursuing her bold destiny and carrying out her royal duty to use her gifts and talents to make the world a better place. The kind who knows the power of a smile to brighten the world and gladden a stranger’s heart.

When a person understands that there really is a tiara in her closet, and that her royal roots are not something she acquired at her hair dresser’s, she holds her head higher and walks more assuredly as she moves toward manifesting her destiny.  She awakens to the power of her birthright that is bound up in her sacred duty to explore, unearth and utilize her special gifts and talents to help make her kingdom a more wonderful place in her own, uniquely fabulous way.

So like I’m always hocking you, “Put a tiara in your closet!” Go out there and be the bold and beautiful princess you are!

I’d love to hear what putting a tiara in your closet means to you!  Leave your comments below, princess!

 

XOXOXO,

PRINCESS DIANE  VON BRAINISFRIED

 “Live your royally happy life!™”

 

TOP 10 TIME-HONORED PRINCESS BEAUTY SECRETS

Dear Royal Friends, 

I love beauty secrets as much as the next princess.   Especially the time-honored ones. I mean, if they’re oft-repeated secrets, then they gotta be good, right? The difference between me and the next princess is, when it comes to my time-honored beauty secrets and advice, I’m chill and willing to spill!

Why am I divulging my time-honored beauty secrets when the others follow Queen-Mums-the-word?  Because as a newbie princess, I know how hard it is to suddenly have new beauty standards to live up to, while simultaneously being thrust into the public eye. Especially when that public eye has 20/20 vision.  

So hold on to your fascinators. Here, are….

PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED’S TOP TEN TIME-HONORED BEAUTY SECRETS FOR THE NEWBIE PRINCESS

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10. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  Consider getting  some better-looking friends.

9. Your smile is your best asset. If it’s attached to a big mouth, not so much.

8. Put your best foot forward. Get a pedicure first.

7. Your eyes are the window of your soul.  On naughty days, keep the shades down.

6. Hats make hat head.  Wear a tiara.

5. Always wear sunscreen.  You’ll save yourself hundreds of wrinkles. The trick is to get rid of them after you’ve saved them. 

4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So don’t eat them.

3. Haste makes waste. So do prunes. Get a box. 

2. Add olive oil to your bath to make your skin soft. Add pasta  and you can multi-task your dinner.

1. Laugh your ass off.  You’ll never have to do another butt squat again.

TT4NP! (Ta Ta 4 Now, Princess!)

XOXOXOXOX PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

“LIVE YOUR ROYAL LIFE!™”