Unveiling my princess food truck prototype!

Dear Princess,

I recently hopped into the city for some business meetings in my kingdom.  Lunchtime came around and my colleagues and I spilled outside to grab some grub.   My mind was on some salad or such in a little French bistro (of course) around the corner, when my eye caught sight of a gaggle of fabulous food trucks lined up along the street, gleaming in the midday sun. One after the other, these proud, square squatters parked in the fab food lane.  From taco and tortillas, to pitas and their pockets, to brews and stews, the “stand up” chefs in their upscale chuck wagons were energetically serving an exciting diversity of delectables to eager consumers waiting in long ques. Hmmmm….is that a fajita sizzling, or the smell of a successfully sizzling enterprise?!

It got me to thinkin’ — wouldn’t it be fun to add a princess food truck empire to my many indulgent projects? Yeppers it t’wood.  But what would a princess food truck even look like?

I thought up some ideas and consulted my experts, then combed the world looking for a prototype so I could retrofit it to my exact specs!  Here it is!  Whaddaya think?

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I’m so excited, because I got a two thumbs up from  the great chef “Gourd-on” Ramsey. 

What would your princess food truck look like?

Bisous et tralala,

XOXOXOXOX PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

 

 

 

10 SECRETS OF THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE – A LAUNDRY LIST FOR YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION!

Dear Royal Friends,  

With all my heart I wish you abundant happiness for a fab-YOU-licious New Year.   And I’m not just blowing smoke up your assignment!   I’ve got some royally fantastic, researched-backed information to help make my wish for you come true.  YES, THAT’S RIGHT, did you know there’s a laundry list out there that’s not for wash day, but for a happier life?  I know that may sound like a stretch…using the words “laundry” and “happier life” in the same sentence, that is. 

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Photo Credit: Tiago Zaniratti via Compfight cc

As for the idea that royally happy people might share some common attributes, they absolutely do.  

Sonia Lyubomirsky, in  The How of Happiness, has researched  and put together a list of ten things the happiest people do.  I bet you’re already doing some of them!  If you are, or even if you’re not, everyone can do a little something to up their happiness factor.  Why not take a clue from the experts at happiness and make it  part of your New Year’s resolution to UP YOURS! 

How to take action to boost your happiness quotient?  Do more of what’s tried and true on this laundry list.  If you do, be prepared to wash away some  frowns and clean up some smiles.

LAUNDRY LIST OF WHAT THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE DO. 

– Devote time to relationships

– Express gratitude and offer help to those who need it

– Practice optimism

– Cope effectively with difficult experiences and emotions

– Get regular exercise

– Savor life’s pleasures AND commit deeply to the pursuit of life-long          goals

Happy New Year’s Resolution-ing!  

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!

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PRINCES DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

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Monday Princess Pun Day Woohoo! Why I’m All Keyed Up!

DEAR ROYAL FRIENDS,

If the days spent in your palace are anything like mine, there are constant festivities which include the use of musical instruments.  There’s absolutely no use for a palace without lots and lots of noise.  Of course the mainstay of musical instruments is the wooden-legged,  monolith called a piano.girl-711087_1280

Those of you familiar with this glorious instrument, know that there is a certain amount of diligent upkeep required to keep the piano on key. It is often exceedingly difficult and frustrating to find a trusted person to “perform” this task.  Well Hallelujah Chorus! I’ve finally found the solution to this dis-“concert”-ing  problem!  Get Yee to a Brooklyn fish market!                                                                                                      

You are probably wondering, “Princess Diane Von Brainisfried, why would I find someone to keep my piano on key at a Brooklyn fish market?”  Answer: Because there you will find your pick of “piano tunas!” 

Final “note”:  A finely tuned piano is one of the best motivators for working hard on your “scales.”

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PRINCESS DIANE  VON BRAINISFRIED

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Happy Princess Pun Day! Me? Ow!

Dear Royal Friends,

LE QUESTION: Why did the New York City apartment cat run away in fear to his friends living in the next door apartment (pond), when his owners declared they were going on a family vacation to the mountains and they intended to bring him along? kitty-curious-788534_640

LA REPONSE:   Because he went completely “quackers” when his owners told the kitty they were taking him on a  trip up to the “Cats-kill” Mountains!

HAPPY PRINCESS PUN DAY!

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Woo hoo it’s princess pun day! – Princess Intelligence

“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.”                

                                — Stephen Hawking      

“Royal intelligence is the ability to adapt to change….

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… and spend it.”                                                                                

               — Princess Diane Von Brainisfried 

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“LIVE YOUR ROYAL LIFE!™” 

 

               

 

 

WOOHOO IT’S PRINCESS PUN DAY – astronomer princesses

Dear Royal Friends, 

For all you astronomer princesses out there who may have had a craving for adventure, and you braved the elements to follow that craving, traveling far and way outside your comfort zone to that lone place in the universe called “Mars,” we here at Princess Diane Von Brainisfried understand that you were compelled to do what you needed to do. Don’t feel guilty for taking yourself away from the world for a respite, for the comfort of solitude. Know that you are not “nuts.” Some things just need to be done, and you need to do them.  And, like mountains that we climb merely because they are there, we understand that you astronomer princesses sometimes go to Mars merely because it is there.  Do not beat yourself up. You will come back to earthly reality in your own time. We know, at the end of the day and when all is said and done,  your journey was long and it was hard, but whatever else it was, it was  nothing to be “Snickered” at. 

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HAPPY PRINCESS PUN DAY!

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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY WOOHOO! This one’s “cheesy”

Q: When did the French cheese maker….

Benjamin Rabier [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Benjamin Rabier [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

…… know when his cheese making was done for the day?  

And the royal answer is:

A: When he realized that it was a “feta” compli!                    

TA TA FOR NOW PRINCESS!

XOXOXOXXO,

PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

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Crazy goat stampede – arrests made for crazy reason

Dear Royal Friends~                                                                               Palace Insiders  informed us today that arrests have been made of the three ringleaders heading up the great goat stampede near labs at UC Berkley that’s gone viral.

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Apparently these goats have long been known as trouble makers, having given their “nannies” a hard time for years.  In the video, it’s clear that the goats blatantly ignored the stop signs strategically placed at the bottom of the hill, resulting in panda-emonium.  The goats’ lawyer defended their actions, claiming, on the goats behalf,  that firstly, there were no pandas, and secondly, that the goats were colorblind, hence the signs were not correctly red.  Palace officials feel that these defenses are really “baaaahd, and that the signs were correctly “read.”  Palace pundits have released a warning that all princesses in the kingdom should be on the qui vive  for signs, smells or sounds of stampeding goats and to let them have the right of way, even though a princess out ranks them, as a general rule.   You “herd” it here first.        

TA TA FOR NOW                                                                              XOXOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED                                     “LIVE YOUR ROYAL LIFE!™

 

 

PRINCESS PUN DAY! Hang On To Your Yoga Mats

IT’S PRINCESS PUN DAY! Hang on to your yoga mats…

QUESTION: How many gurus does one need to screw in a light bulb?!

ANSWER: None, because…they’re already enlightened! OR

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…I don’t know. It depends on how heavy they are!!!

HAVE A HAPPY DOUBLE PUN DAY!

“LIVE YOUR ROYAL LIFE!™”

XOXOXOXOXXO

PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

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Princess Pun Day – Reindeer Redemption

Question:  Why did the reindeer, who used to be all fancy pance and decked out for the holidays… 

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….find himself out in the cold?

Answer:  Because this year he was only worth a buck!

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