TOP 10 TIME-HONORED PRINCESS BEAUTY SECRETS

Dear Royal Friends, 

I love beauty secrets as much as the next princess.   Especially the time-honored ones. I mean, if they’re oft-repeated secrets, then they gotta be good, right? The difference between me and the next princess is, when it comes to my time-honored beauty secrets and advice, I’m chill and willing to spill!

Why am I divulging my time-honored beauty secrets when the others follow Queen-Mums-the-word?  Because as a newbie princess, I know how hard it is to suddenly have new beauty standards to live up to, while simultaneously being thrust into the public eye. Especially when that public eye has 20/20 vision.  

So hold on to your fascinators. Here, are….

PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED’S TOP TEN TIME-HONORED BEAUTY SECRETS FOR THE NEWBIE PRINCESS

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10. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  Consider getting  some better-looking friends.

9. Your smile is your best asset. If it’s attached to a big mouth, not so much.

8. Put your best foot forward. Get a pedicure first.

7. Your eyes are the window of your soul.  On naughty days, keep the shades down.

6. Hats make hat head.  Wear a tiara.

5. Always wear sunscreen.  You’ll save yourself hundreds of wrinkles. The trick is to get rid of them after you’ve saved them. 

4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So don’t eat them.

3. Haste makes waste. So do prunes. Get a box. 

2. Add olive oil to your bath to make your skin soft. Add pasta  and you can multi-task your dinner.

1. Laugh your ass off.  You’ll never have to do another butt squat again.

TT4NP! (Ta Ta 4 Now, Princess!)

XOXOXOXOX PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

“LIVE YOUR ROYAL LIFE!™”

HAPPINESS IS THE NEW HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE!

“HAPPINESS IS THE NEW HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE” – Princess Diane Von Brainisfried

Did you know that chronic stress can negatively affect your genes, and happiness can affect them positively?

In an article published in “Healthy Living”  titled “How Happiness Affects Your Genes: Chronic Stress Primes Cells To Fight Nonexistent Infections Causing Inflammation,” Lecia Bushak writes that researches at Ohio State confirmed other studies that chronic stress affects you on the genetic level.

I look at it like this:  Chronic stress puts your genes in a Virtual Situation Room In Your Body (VSRIYB)  to make them ready to put up their Dukes in any given moment…

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 …and fight even non-existent infections.  

When your genes are constantly ready to put up their dukes and fight even non-existent infections,  they live in the  State of Unnecessary And Excessive Inflammation.  (SOUAEI)  Why is this a prob?

Here’s why. If  your genes live in the State of Unnecessary And Excessive Inflammation (SOUAEI), this can trigger cardiovascular disease, diabetes and other Super Crappy Health Problems Often Associated With Aging. (SCHPOAWA).

But get this: The State Of Happiness (TSOH) can affect your genes too! UCLA researchers found that happiness stemming from a deep sense of meaning and purpose in life showed “favorable” gene-expression profiles!  In other words, happiness fights aging!  

Take action now, princess!   Make your meaningful life happier.  Smile more and laugh your ass off!  Read happiness books and  listen to tapes. Hang around happy people. Turn lemons into lemonade! Your genes will love you for it!  And the solution is already FDA approved!

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Bisous et tra la la,

Xoxoxoxo,

Princess Diane Von Brainisfried

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