by Princess Diane Von B | Jan 26, 2022 | Uncategorized
Welcome to my ‘tongue-in-chic’ life, style, and happiness guide from a funny princess point of view!
We’re often told that we should sail in the direction of our dreams. That’s great, but we’re not often told how choppy the waters are on the way. Especially in the beginning when we’re just getting our sea legs. We’re not prepared for the rough waters facing us as we launch our boat. We don’t foresee the stressful moments that make us question our talents.
When I started my career as a lawyer, I certainly didn’t think I was Clarence Darrow, but I had enough gumption to start my own law practice in a quaint New Jersey town after a stint as an associate. My office was located on the first floor of a building next to a train station parking lot. My very first law client was a “walk in” off the street. I was excited to have any clients at all, so I didn’t question the method of his engagement. After all, wasn’t getting a “walk in” one of the benefits of having a first-floor office?
The guy looked around my office, stopping to investigate each diploma and certification on my walls. After a few moments, he asked me how much it would cost to have his name changed. Nothing weird about that request. I pulled a number out of my head as I had no idea what something like that should cost. I had never done a name change for a client. I had never had a client! The next thing he asked me was weird, however. Weird and disturbing…in a huge way…..CLICK ON TITLE TO CONTINUE!
by Princess Diane Von B | Dec 30, 2021 | Uncategorized
Welcome to my ‘tongue-in-chic’ happiness lifestyle guide from a funny princess point of view! Are you sick and tired of watching other people sky rocket to the moon on a jet beam of dreams, while you’re feeling totally unfulfilled riding your Tinker Toy horse? If only you could figure out what floats your boat!…This blog post will help you find your life’s true meaning….CLICK ON TITLE TO CONTINUE!
by Princess Diane Von B | Dec 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
I’m Princess Diane Von Brainisfried and it’s a joy to welcome you into my kingdom where positivity rules and kindness reigns.
Anyone ever see the sci-fi horror film The Blob? It’s about a town that becomes panic-stricken when a deadly alien lifeform shows up suddenly and annihilates everyone it comes into contact with. Sound familiar? Yup. 2020 was pretty much The Year of The Blob.
But 2021 is a couple of days away and it’s bringing hope on its wings in the form of an anti-Blob vaccine. And hope is a beautiful thing. Fingers and toes crossed.
Spoiler alert: You don’t need a The Blob sequel to know that panic and anxiety in our lives has not yet flown away forever, and it never will. Because if it’s not a bad ass novel virus that’s giving us the willies and heebie-jeebies, it’s One Thing or Another. A cancer scare, a lost job, a sick child, an aging animal friend, a failing relationship, a dumb mistake, these are just samplings of why panic and anxiety are here to stay. But take heart! I’ve learned a new tactic and it’s a veritable rocket in my princess pocket to help deal with panic and anxiety…. PLEASE CLICK ON TITLE to continue….
by Princess Diane Von B | Nov 12, 2020 | Uncategorized
I’m Princess Diane Von Brainisfried and it’s a joy to welcome you into my kingdom where positivity rules and kindness reigns.
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I’d like to chat with you about one of the most powerful princess life-enhancing skills the palace pundits taught me when first I found out I was a princess. Now this was pretty recently if you’re counting kingdom years, which are like dog years, only multiply by 500 and not 7. When the Palace Powers that Be found out about this newbie princess who seemed to fall out of the sky, they requested I take the infamous “Crash Course on Royal Comportment” (CCRC), and I obliged.
As many of my followers know, I believe everyone has a little royalty in them. Thus I promised in the beginning of my reign that I would share princess-hack worthy information that was passed down to me in my royal capacity, since nobody else will. The fluff along with the important stuff. The following is in the latter category.
The curriculum of the CCRC included the expected etiquette lessons, such as how to discretely expel the pits of an olive while wearing elbow length white, silk, gloves at a royal banquet. (Answer-don’t eat olives.) Or how to keep a smile plastered on your visage when your face tires after endless hours of meet & greets with foreign dignitaries. (Answer-invisible jaw tape.) But it was this next piece of palace punditry I learned during my CCRC that remains one of the most potent pieces of life-hackery that I have ever learned. It’s this: CLICK ON TITLE to continue…..XOXO
by Princess Diane Von B | Nov 6, 2020 | Uncategorized
I’m Princess Diane Von Brainisfried and it’s a joy to welcome you into my kingdom, where positivity rules!
Are you someone who wants to leave the world better off for having been here? Do you want to make a positive impact in the world in a big way? Chances are if you are reading this blog you are that kind of person. But it seems a rather daunting goal, doesn’t it? Perhaps you believe it’s totally outside your wheelhouse to try and deactivate the negative ions that seem to be swirling around in the air, in the hair, in the stare of so many people. Perhaps you believe to make a positive change in the world you need a sphere of influence that reaches from here to Atlantis…and Timbuktu, too. Maybe you’re scratching your head right now wondering how you could ever find a way to make your mark on this world and leave it better for your being here.
Well stop scratching. I’ve got some pharmaceutical grade anti-itching powder advice in the form of one simple practice you can incorporate into your daily life….. CLICK ON TITLE TO READ MORE ! XOXO
