TOP 10 TIME-HONORED PRINCESS BEAUTY SECRETS

Dear Royal Friends, 

I love beauty secrets as much as the next princess.   Especially the time-honored ones. I mean, if they’re oft-repeated secrets, then they gotta be good, right? The difference between me and the next princess is, when it comes to my time-honored beauty secrets and advice, I’m chill and willing to spill!

Why am I divulging my time-honored beauty secrets when the others follow Queen-Mums-the-word?  Because as a newbie princess, I know how hard it is to suddenly have new beauty standards to live up to, while simultaneously being thrust into the public eye. Especially when that public eye has 20/20 vision.  

So hold on to your fascinators. Here, are….

PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED’S TOP TEN TIME-HONORED BEAUTY SECRETS FOR THE NEWBIE PRINCESS

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10. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  Consider getting  some better-looking friends.

9. Your smile is your best asset. If it’s attached to a big mouth, not so much.

8. Put your best foot forward. Get a pedicure first.

7. Your eyes are the window of your soul.  On naughty days, keep the shades down.

6. Hats make hat head.  Wear a tiara.

5. Always wear sunscreen.  You’ll save yourself hundreds of wrinkles. The trick is to get rid of them after you’ve saved them. 

4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So don’t eat them.

3. Haste makes waste. So do prunes. Get a box. 

2. Add olive oil to your bath to make your skin soft. Add pasta  and you can multi-task your dinner.

1. Laugh your ass off.  You’ll never have to do another butt squat again.

TT4NP! (Ta Ta 4 Now, Princess!)

XOXOXOXOX PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

“LIVE YOUR ROYAL LIFE!™”

WHAT A REAL PRINCESS WANTS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!

Dear Royal Friends, 

On this Valentines Day, I hereby DECREE FOR YOU:

May your hearts be a HALLELUJAH of HAPPINESS, may your SPIRITS be PERENNIALLY PLAYFUL…

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….may your ABILITY to LOVE YOURSELF, OTHERS and LITTLE CRITTERS be PROFOUND, may your PROCLIVITY to FORGIVE and LET GO of past hurts be UNPARALLELED, may your KINDNESS and COMPASSION be LEGENDARY, may the fire of your CURIOSITY be continuously STOKED, may you DISCOVER and PASSIONATELY PURSUE your AUTHENTIC INTERESTS that align with your TRUE SPIRIT, may you find DEEP MEANING in this BUSINESS OF LIFE, may you LOCATE your LODES STONE for INNER PEACE……and ……may you TAKE A TIP from the BRILLIANT FRENCH GIRLS: no matter what your age, may you be GENUINELY MORE EXCITED about BEING SUPER CHIC than looking SUPER YOUNG!  To wit — may you be the FABULOUS PRINCESS you know you are!

Bisous et tra la la,

Xoxoxoxo,

Princess Diane Von Brainisfried

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