Who is Princess Diane Von Brainisfried? Bonjour! Pleased to meet you! When I’m not smashing Champagne bottles over the bows of ships or blogging my brains out at my palace desk, I’m a motivational speaker and Certified Positive Psychology Life Coach. Whether you’re a socialite or a social-light, descended from the House of Windsor or the House of Windex, my passionate purpose is to inspire you to choose happiness, and help you live your royally happy, radically fulfilled, richly meaningful life!
You can contact me at email@example.com
Did you know you are related to royalty too? You are! Here’s why. Check out the internationally recognized theory of “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon,” below:
How did I discover I was a princess? I was born in a Tiffany box. I was bottle fed on Coco (Chanel) and grew up eating “karats.” I only recently learned of my royal roots upon discovering a royal “coat of arms” on my father’s side of the closet.
Curious about its origins, I consulted a PhD (Doctor of Psychic-Historianism) specializing in the family trees of European royalty…
…with a small sub-specialty in bonsai and Ouija boards. A past life regressionist by the ancient seas in Ashqelon threw her two centimes in, too. Holy crab cakes with Bearnaise sauce! The armor was our missing link to the Royal House of Bourbon! Oddly, I never touch the stuff.
What’s the biggest secret about being a princess?
I had to get off my duff, roll on my ruff, and get up to princess snuff in a huff! Here’s what I know. Ultimately, more important than living a life of royal duty, and pomp & glam (which is pretty cool), the true princess lives as follows: A real princess promotes a KINGDOM OF KINDNESS and SERVICE TO OTHERS,
while having a pant load of ROLLICKING, STYLISH FUN!
In doing all of the above, the true princess FULFILLS HER MOST HIGH DESTINY OF ROYAL FABULOUSNESS!
What’s my unique passionate porpoise?
1. To reclaim the croissant;
2. To sanctify the French Bulldog;
3. To make your days happier by planting giggles in them and showing you how to choose happiness as your royal birthright!
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MORE ABOUT ME: When I am not busy giving seminars on happiness, or coaching my illustrious mentees (not related to manatees), or catching up in the learning curve of princess life (how do you eat an olive with opera gloves on), you can probably find me blogging my brains out at my palace desk, attending a charity ball or cheesy wine and cheese party, or petting my beloved French bulldog, Lalo, who is so smart, she thinks she’s a poodle. I also write screenplays and musicals under my nom de plume, Diane Young Uniman. Keep your eyes peeled for my forthcoming book on finding your way to Happiness from a funny princess point of view….of course!
I’m also an opera singer, lawyer, humorist, philosopher, blogger, entrepreneur, wife, mom to two large land animals called boys, Francophile, and French bulldog obsessor. I am also a breast cancer survivor.
The beautiful blue portrait and avatar of Princess Diane Von Brainisfried, affectionately called “The Royal Blue Doodle” was created by my good friend and creative genius, Bill Grace. For the fun background of that drawing, please go to “The Story Behind The Royal Blue Doodle” on this website.
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Disclaimer: Princess Diane Von Brainisfried does not provide medical advice, psychiatric diagnosis or treatment, and is not a medical practitioner, psychiatrist, psychologist, therapist or social worker. If you feel you need psychological or emotional help, we lovingly encourage you to do so with a licensed professional. You are so worth it!